Posted by: malditangala | February 4, 2009

nosebleed nato….

anim na buwan na akong andito sa bayang di ko sinilanganan. anim na buwan na namumuhay kasama ang mga taong di ko naman kaanu – ano. dito sa araw araw na ginawa ng Diyos lagi kong nakakasalamuha ang iba’t ibang klase ng mga tao na galing sa iba’t ibang bayan. may mga anak ni uncle sam, may mga kabayan ni elizabeth, ung iba mga taong gigiwang giwang ang ulo, meron naman ung mga lahing mahilig makipag holding hands sa kapwa nila lalake at ung iba ung mga serious looking people..ay! oo nga pala meron din dito ung mga romantikong tao at siyempre magpapahuli ba naman ang mga singkit…. at dahil sa iba iba kami ng lengwaheng nakasilayan at nakasanayan dapat gumamit ng salitang dayuhan para makipag  usap sa kanila. minsan nakakapagod ng makipag usap sa kanila kasi iba iba ang ingles na alam nila. minsan nga di ko naiwasan nakausap ko sa salitang pinoy ung isang indiano. akala nya ata minura ko siya kasi napatingin siya ng masama. waaaahhh…nosebleed na talaga to lalo at nung nasa pinas ako mejo nawi-weirdohan ako sa tuwing naririnig ko ang sarili ko na nag eingles. kaya natawa ako at di naiwasang di kopyahin ng makita ko ito sa blog ni chico garcia…

August 12, 2008 → The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes – Agent 2B

  1. Biboy Blue – While our teacher was swriting on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”
  2. Beb Ni Tykes – When my mom was in a spa, the masseuse asked, “Swedish or Thai?” My mom answered, “I’m Pinoy!”
  3. Honbee – When I arrived late at friend’s house, he asked, “Have you been eaten?”
  4. Ferdz – From a high school classmate: “Simple problem you cannot solution? How can you graduation?”
  5. Wowie – From a sosyalerang panget on a jeep: “Driver, payment!”
  6. No name – An officemate during a meeting – “I second emotion!”
  7. Sundowner – A beauty contestant when asked what would she advocate should she win: “I want to promote drug abuse!”
  8. Sundowner – Same beauty contest, same question, different contestant: “I will donate trash to every barangay!”
  9. Jose de vengenge – Host: “How will you describe the color blue to a blind man?” Beauty contestant: “Good question, keep it up! I thank you.”
  10. Jose de vengenge – Host: “What makes you blush?” Beauty contestant: “Blush-on?”
  11. Jose de vengenge – Host: “What is the youth’s biggest problem today?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “Why?” Contestant: “Mahal eh!”
  12. Scrambledegg – “You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four!”
  13. Filthy Rich Beggar – An officemate arguing on the phone: “I called you three times! No ha, no ho!” (Ni ha, ni ho)
  14. No name – My angry boss when I took half the day off: “Where did you been?”
  15. Ishi – Our English teacher: “I have a son. My son is a boy.”
  16. Astroboy – Dude 1: “What’s the difference between H2O and CO2?” Dude 2: “H2O is water, CO2 is COLD water!”
  17. Astroboy – Teacher: “Define ethics.” Student: “Ethics are smaller than ducks.”
  18. No name – Over the PA system at the airport: “Passengers please proceed to git it.  I ripit, git it.” (”gate 8″)
  19. Dru – I get this all the time when I ask applicants: “How do you want me to call you?” Applicant: “Uhm…cellphone?”
  20. Scully – A high school classmate: “We own a boutique.  You know, where you buy medicine?”
  21. No name – When I introduced my twin sister to my high school teacher, she asked, “You’re twins? Since when?”
  22. RhachaeL_Leigh – College professor: “What you are I was. What I am you will.”
  23. Myra – When our secretary got a call looking for a lady who was in a meeting with the boss in his room, the secretary said, “She is inside her boss.”
  24. No name – Calendar Girl: “I will win because I have da 3 “V’s”.  Vivacious, Vyootipul, Very Okay.”

 

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